Every woman – and of course every man that has a wife or a girlfriend – knows about this thing. Since we are only women at work, this thing is a big theme to talk about all the time. Every women thinks herself to be too fat and to be in the need to loose weight. Well yeah. We had one day where we got the most important and interesting facts about dieting and women in all kinds of body-shapes.

The first thing we learned according to a newspaper was that women who are friendly and nice gain weight faster than unfriendly women do. What a nice fact! According to this one we decided that we all have to be really unfriendly then, except one of us. But hey, everyone knowing me knows, that I am never friendly at all!

The second very important fact was dealing with jobs. Did you guys know, that rather ugly women than so called „good-looking“-ones do get jobs? So hey, you can either be good-looking but without earning money or working and be ugly. Not a combination of both! I wonder how models get their jobs then XD. Oh and thanks, I must be ugly then, since I had no problems getting this job!

And whoever cares about qualification? Look is all that matters!

After getting to know the hard reality of being ugly and unfriendly, we first wanted to change the topic but then we got visited by some kind of expert in dieting. Oddly enough the one who seemed to know about everything was a man. So we listened carefully what he had to say.

The easiest way to loose weight is just something not to complicated: Just cut off something! What about a leg, or a hand, who needs two of them? You can easily loose a lot of weight with this method.

Well thanks, but I think I keep my legs and stop eating sweets instead of that. Well I can eat them, I just should not swallow! :D